Friday, April 18, 2008

Casey Aldridge Marrying Jamie Lynn Spears For Money


Casey Aldridge is marrying Jamie Lynn Spears to get his hands on the pregnant seventeen year old’s financial fortune, The National Enquirer reveals. Well there’s a surprise. Casey, a teen construction worker from rural Mississippi, is seething over his future mother-in-law, Lynne Spears’, attempt to cut him out of lucrative multi million deals to sell the first photos of his unborn baby. The teen is convinced making an honest woman out of Jamie Lynn is “the only way to secure his financial future.”

How about securing your financial future by actually getting a job like everyone else?

“Casey thought the money from pictures and interviews would go for Jamie Lynn, the baby and him, but he hasn’t seen a dime. He wants to know where all the money-and all the future money-will go….He thinks the only way to do that is to marry Jamie Lynn.”

And Jamie Lynn’s former brother-in-law, Kevin Federline is mentoring Casey on how to keep up with those fast-talking Spearses. After all, Kevin takes his gig as the unofficial Vice-President of the Male Gold Diggers Association seriously.

“Kevin told Casey that he should be involved in every deal Lynne makes.”

If Casey plays his cards right, he could find himself financing a lavish Las Vegas partyboy lifestyle on his rich baby mama’s dime five years from now-just like K-Fed.

According to the tabloid insider, “Casey knows that Lynne wants her twenty percent cut as Jamie Lynn’s manager, but she doesn’t want to give him anything….He thinks marriage is the only way to he can gain control and prevent Lynne from exploiting him, Jamie Lynn and their baby.”

Casey and Jamie Lynn haven’t settled on a wedding date yet, but Casey is already planning to cut back his hours as the Baton Rouge, Louisiana pipe company where he’s employed:

“Casey says he shouldn’t have to bust his butt working if Lynne is going to be making money off his baby.”